Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon, the pastor1 came to call on her, and she showed him into her quaint2 sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on TOP of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones3, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle4 his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
Miss Bea, he said, I wonder if you would tell me about this? pointing to the bowl.
Oh, yes, she replied, isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago, and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease.
And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter.
Submitted by axelwang
Edited by Curtis
